Category Archives: Messaging

Proof positive: Internet is a series of tubes!

Microsoft’s new mobile Remote Desktop app is incredible. I can change the access control settings on the kids’ PC from downstairs while they sleep. It’s a very high-quality app, so this message came as a bit of a surprise:

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At first glance it looks like a case of jargon, but it’s more likely this is “placeholder text” that wasn’t written by Tech Docs and was not caught by QA.

Microsoft Azure signup and Raising Arizona: life imitates art

please wait

young feller

Gale: “Alright all you hayseeds, it’s a stickup! Everybody freeze! Everybody down on the ground!”

Bank Teller: “Now, what’s it gonna be young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? ‘Cause if’n I freeze, I can’t rightly drop. And if’n I drop, I’m gonna be in motion.”

Now what’s it gonna be, Microsoft? You want I should wait or click there to refresh?